3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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