I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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