you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Randomize
