I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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