i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
someone owes me an orgasm
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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