Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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