saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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