you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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