everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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