so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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