; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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