You can't motorboat a personality
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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