Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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