She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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