he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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