Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
These tits shall not be calmed
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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