...so i touched it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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