This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sorry about my life...
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
