marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i've created a new STD.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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