I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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