Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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