I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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