I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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