Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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