You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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