Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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