Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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