I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
