Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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