We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
A+ Viking dick
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