I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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