i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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