We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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