Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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