HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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