But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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