My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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