why do cheetos always look like penises
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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