Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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