Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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