so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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