What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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