people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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