As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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