rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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