The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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