BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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