Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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