How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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