Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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