ya dads aren't the best wingmen
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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