Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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