Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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