Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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