The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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