Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
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I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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