oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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